would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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