The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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