Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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