she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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