yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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