Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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