so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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