Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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