You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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