Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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