Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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