it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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