Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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