you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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