You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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