Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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