I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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