but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
They took my balls.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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