what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well I just put wine in my tea
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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