A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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