I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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