is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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