Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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