Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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