I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Randomize