Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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