If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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