Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The air was thick with penises
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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