So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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