Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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