i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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