But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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