nut hugger
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my shit smells like andre
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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