p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize