he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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