Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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