Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We were destined to go to rehab together
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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