But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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