i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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