love makes seman taste better
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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