I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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