You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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