maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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