he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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