She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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