Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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