2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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