Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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