hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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