I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The air taste purple.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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