real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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