he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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