More tranny stories later!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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